Monday, May 9, 2011

Happy Birthday to me!

Wow!  Hard to believe I'm 58 years young today!  Although it's not hard for my back to believe - wow, it's been giving me fits today.  I skipped lunch and walked for 30 minutes and had thought it would help ease the pain, but I think it aggravated it. 

Whew!  Was it ever hot!!!  I wish I could say I lost some weight, but I'm sure I didn't.  I know I lost some sweat.  My word - my  hair was soaked and I was one Hot Mama.  My face was pink/red and there wasn't a dry spot from the tip of my head down to my shoulders.  Good thing my day ends in about 30 minutes.  I'm sure I'm going to be smelling pretty ripe in a little while.

I never have been one of those ladies that "glisten" and not "sweat".  I sweat like a racehorse.  It just drips off me like rainwater.  Ha-ha!  I went out to check the internet to find out what exactly the saying was about sweating and glistening.  Here is what I found.  I thought it was cute enough to share with you: 
Ladies don’t snort; they snuffle.
Ladies don’t sweat; they glisten.
Ladies don’t fart; they poot.
Do you snort or snuffle?  Do you sweat or glisten?  Do you fart or poot?

6 comments:

Stray Stitches said...

I most definitely sweat. As far as the other two? Well........

Wendy said...

You are too funny!! A Lady 'never tells..." Happiest birthday wishes to you! Enjoy every moment :)

Shay said...

Happy Birthday Deborah. I hope you did something fabulous after work and got spoiled by those you love.

Im no lady ...I most definitely snort, sweat and fart!

Sarah Craig said...

Happy Birthday!

I won't say about myself, but I will say that when I ask my 3-year old granddaughter if she tooted, she says, "No, Nana - I farted!"

quiltzyx said...

Happy Birthday Deb!
I, too, definitely sweat - in no time at all my whole head will be soaked & dripping. Ah well....

Shannon said...

HA HA I think that I will keep all that secret. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!